Make a gloomy rainy day a little bit brighter with these funny rain jokes for kids and adults. Get the free 3 page printable to save and share.
Feeling cooped up inside on a rainy day?
While curling up with a good book or playing games can be lots of fun, cabin fever and boredom can set in very quickly.
While finding ways to save a canceled backyard cookout or a washed-out park day can sometimes be a struggle, a rainy afternoon is actually an absolute goldmine for family-friendly comedy!
Stormy weather can provide the absolute perfect material for clever wordplay and lighthearted groans.
After all, when a topic naturally allows you to joke about “pouring with laughter” or telling someone to “save their jokes for a rainy day,” you know your content is bound to be a roaring success.
Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.
My next set of jokes is all about the rain.
So, put away the soggy outdoor shoes, grab a cozy blanket, and prepare for a serious downpour of clean comedy—no raincoats required!
Today, we are opening up a premium, top-tier collection of squeaky-clean rain themed jokes, hilarious weather puns, and clever storm one-liners.
They are perfectly wholesome, delightfully corny, and guaranteed to have your whole household smiling all afternoon long!
Rain Jokes
Share these fun jokes on your next rainy day indoors.
- When does it rain money? When there’s change in the weather.
- What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? Fowl weather.
- What’s the difference between a horse and the weather? One is reined up and the other rains down.
- What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear.
- Why shouldn’t you fight with a rain cloud? It’ll storm out on you.
- Why didn’t the light rain hit the target? It just mists.
- What is a king’s favourite weather? Hail.
- What happened when it started raining coins? It started knocking some cents into the world.
- What does rain do before marriage? It precipi-dates!
- What does a rain cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunder wear.
- Why do you have to act quickly during a flood? Because it’s an emergent sea.
- Can bees fly when it’s raining? Not without their little yellow jackets.
- Why do cows always lie on each other in the rain? To keep each udder dry.
- Did you see the new movie about a tornado? It’s got a great twist.
- What do lightning bolts do when they laugh? They crack up.
- How do hurricanes see? With one eye.
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy today; cloudy tomorrow.
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Butter! Butter who? Butter bring an umbrella. It looks like it might start raining.
- Knock, knock! Who’s There? Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion to the Weather Channel, it’s going to rain tomorrow!
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Hurricane. Hurricane who? Hurry! Cane you run away from the storm?
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s raining outside.
- What is the wettest animal at the North Pole? The rain-deer!
More Fun Weather Jokes for Kids
You will love these other weather themed family friendly jokes. Print them today!
Be sure to print my funny weather jokes for kids and adults.
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