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Butter spreads big flavor to lots of food and recipes, but did you know that butter can be funny as well?
Free printables and kid friendly jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and the jokes in particular have been an enormous hit.
I’ve been taking reader requests on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page and readers have been suggesting some hilarious topics for future joke collections and my next set of family friendly jokes is a spread above the rest.
It’s butter late than never, but I finally have collected some funny butter inspired jokes for you to enjoy and to share.
From why it went to school to why it went to therapy to what it studies in science class, these jokes are funny enough to spread far and wide.
Check them out below!
Butter Jokes
Share these fun jokes with your family and friends.
- Did you hear about the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
- Why was the butter so slippery? It was on a roll.
- What do you call a person who throws butter? A butterfly.
- Why did the butter cross the road? To get to the udder side.
- What did the bread say to the butter? “You’re my butter half.”
- Why was the butter so successful? It was bread for success.
- What do you call a butter that is a ghost? Boo-tter.
- Why did the butter go to school? To get bread-ucated.
- Why was the butter so calm? It was churning its energy inward.
- Why else was the butter always calm? Because it was so smooth.
- Why did the butter go to therapy? It had a meltdown.
- Why else did the butter go to therapy? It was feeling spread too thin.
- What did the butter study in science class? The theory of spreaditivity!
- Why shouldn’t you argue with butter? It’s a slippery slope.
- Why was the butter good at social media? It always spread the news
- Why did the bread break up with their partner? It found someone butter.
- Why did butter get promoted? It knew how to spread joy.
- Why was the butter invited to every party? It was the life of the toast
- Why is butter always late? Because it’s too chill.
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